The guy who showed me the apartment Greg and I are about to move into calls me today and says, "Sorry, the people in the apartment have decided to extend their lease so it won't be ready by the move-in day."
Me: "Wha??"
"But we can put you in one with the same size, dimensions and direction but in a different building and on the 3rd floor."
(Backstory: I had originally looked at one like that and loved it but they had to put us in one on the ground floor which we weren't happy about)
Me: "What's the number?"
Him: "xxxx"
Me: "Wait, isn't that the one I saw? That's perfect!"
Him: "Good!"
Me: "I mean, I'm really upset. Can you give us a discount?"
Him: "Too late."
Me: "Wha??"
"But we can put you in one with the same size, dimensions and direction but in a different building and on the 3rd floor."
(Backstory: I had originally looked at one like that and loved it but they had to put us in one on the ground floor which we weren't happy about)
Me: "What's the number?"
Him: "xxxx"
Me: "Wait, isn't that the one I saw? That's perfect!"
Him: "Good!"
Me: "I mean, I'm really upset. Can you give us a discount?"
Him: "Too late."